So today is a great day our lord and savior Jesus Christ official birth date and a day of giving, kindness and family. Right? Love, the holiday spirit, Jesus!
I mean it's perfect, only the one and only Yeshua could command a holiday with such positive connotations all for himself, well he does have to share it with that Santa guy, but thats just a little friendly competition...
Presents, fiery trees, a little mistletoe stepping with your unsuspecting crush. Have you ever wondered whats made us pick these particular activities to represent our loyalty to the namesake of our whole religion? Well it turns out the origins aren't so innocent
Just so happens that this Christmas thing isn't even Christian at all, but instead a Roman holiday once called "Saturnalia" in which the citizens where offered nine action packed days of sin and lust where no laws where to be enforced, culminating on the 25th day of December
In these events, naked groups of singing men would march through the streets kicking in doors at random and proceeding to rape and sodomize innocent woman and children without consequence. A finale to the event per group would be to find a victim of whom a sacrifice could restore purity to their beings.
Now you may be thinking, "oh thats ancient, we are so far removed from that, its irrelevant" but then you'd be shocked as me to find out that as recent as the late 1800's, this day was used specifically as one for damnation for Jewish citizens and once even left 12 men dead, several more maimed, raped along with millions in property damage.
For about 400 years, legislation used our Christmas as a day to shame Jews ranging from holding naked races through the city on full stomachs to dressing rabbis in clown suits and encouraging the use of projectiles.
So how in the world did our holy savior get involved in such sanctioned debauchery? Well the truth is, the greed of the then youthful Christianity allowed for it to make some deals which probably wouldnt have been approved by the displaced founder of the group. In other words, much like how Paul switched Yeshua to the more Roman Jesus and added the Christos part for flavor, Christian leaders hoped an easy transition of an already massively popular holiday would increase their attendance immensely, hence the name change.
What about the pretty tree, the mistle toe, Santa Clause? Well pagans are known to be nature worshippers and wouldnt think twice about idolizing a nice friendly tree with golds and fine fabrics, and they certainly didnt want to forget just how sexy their holiday once was. ol' St. Nick? How about Jew hating megalomaniac who was more or less responsible for getting a good portion of W. Europe to consider Jews devils through indoctrination...
And what about Jesus, if not the 25th then when? Well, many smart people have made very educated guesses and while none ever pinpointed the exact date ball park is during fall or winter some saying March some November, but the most definitive and based on proof is the date of September 11, 3BCE.
While no one can every really know what was going on 2000 years ago with any real certainty, one can walk away knowing these two things for sure.
1. Jesus was not born on 0.
2. And Christmas is not "his" holiday